Serious...

[Boofo]

I'd like to get serious here for a minute. Please bear with me. I'm not very good with the feelings thing.

Now, I've been on this board for only a short time and I must admit, it was very daunting at first. But as I've come to know some of you, I've realized a few things. We are like a family here. We have our ups and downs, our little "disagreements" and "temper tantrums" (don't worry, Nakkid, I'm not mentioning any names) And through it all, I can honestly say, that I consider most of you my friends, or family. With that said, I just wanted to post a little poem here that basically says it all. This is what you all mean to me. Enjoy!


A REAL FRIEND

When you are sad,
...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue,
...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile,
...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared,
...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,
...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick,
...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall,
...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!