parsing and fetching template

[Dr.CustUmz]

ive done this a million times before but for some reason this isnt working, ive uninstalled the product reinstalled it but i cant fetch my template and its urkin me -_-
this is the snippit:

<template name="my_unique_tmplt" templatetype="template" date="0" username="DrCustUmz" version="1.0"><![CDATA[
SOME SHIT
]]></template>
	</templates>
	<plugins>
    <plugin active="1" executionorder="5">
			<title>cache template</title>
			<hookname>cache_templates</hookname>
			<phpcode><![CDATA[
				$globaltemplates = array_merge($globaltemplates, array('my_unique_tmplt'));
			]]></phpcode>
		</plugin>
		<plugin active="1" executionorder="5">
			<title>parse template</title>
			<hookname>parse_templates</hookname>
			<phpcode><![CDATA[
			eval('$someVariable = "' . fetch_template('my_unique_tmplt') . '";');
		]]></phpcode>
		</plugin>

and in postbit i added:

Variable: $someVariable

but it wont show is there a certain way you have to cache the template for calling it in the postbit?