Revan's Hack Creation Tutorial

[Revan]

I know that some of you would like to hear how to create your own vB hack straight from the horse's mouth, so here's my little tutorial on how to create any vBulletin hack you could ever dream of!

1. Figure out what you want. A few shots of whisky usually speeds things up in this step.
2. Have a few drinks while you attempt to figure out where you would need to place the code.
3. Start coding.
4. Keep drinking whisky until swearing stops.
5. Note to self: Must stop drinking. Going to die.
6. Let hack idea/code marinate on your computer while you are getting pumped at the hospital.
7. Repeat steps 3-6 until either dead, done or surrendering and paying Revan to code it for you.

Now go and start showering this site with hax =D

[Mephisteus]

/me grabs the whiskey

[Shelley_c]

Originally Posted by Revan

I know that some of you would like to hear how to create your own vB hack straight from the horse's mouth, so here's my little tutorial on how to create any vBulletin hack you could ever dream of!

1. Figure out what you want. A few shots of whisky usually speeds things up in this step.
2. Have a few drinks while you attempt to figure out where you would need to place the code.
3. Start coding.
4. Keep drinking whisky until swearing stops.
5. Note to self: Must stop drinking. Going to die.
6. Let hack idea/code marinate on your computer while you are getting pumped at the hospital.
7. Repeat steps 3-6 until either dead, done or surrendering and paying Revan to code it for you.

Now go and start showering this site with hax =D

1. I found that this area lacked vital information. Consumption could have been explained in a variety of ways, despite that, I would have liked to see a wider diversity of consumption techniques to give me a better way *correction* a faster way of killing myself.

2. Now, for me (the novice) locations and types of glass/cups to allow faster consumption (possibly technqies) would have been nice and possibly ellaborated on. Yes, I want to die.

3. Easier said than done. I (and most probably anyone else) is probably lieing horizonatally in a wooden pine box. If, by the offchance the heart is still pumping and more importantly you have the motivation to code (and not forgetting live) then we (community) need to collaborate, possibly (on your part) elaborate.

4. Lost all feeling in my hands. Anyone else? No reply huh. I guess they died half way through this tutorial.

5. But I want to die and I know you do too. You do, don't you?

6. Everyone's dead. The only thing that is currently marinating are their organs which (thanks to your tutorial) cannot be donated.

7. Everyones dead. I'm not though, But I'm getting there. Are you? And you haven't been paid.

[Freesteyelz]

I guess that puts us non-drinkers at a disadvantage.

[Blam Forumz]

Originally Posted by Freesteyelz

I guess that puts us non-drinkers at a disadvantage.

lol, indeed it does