Your Reputation Phrases

[Tigga]

I recently enabled the reputation system on my site and my users seem to love it more than I ever thought they would (who would have thought people would get so excited about having little green boxes under their names? ). Anyways, the one thing that I'm not too fond of is the default phrases for the different reputation levels there... I'm not always good at coming up with stuff like this, so I thought I'd see if anyone else has come up with some creative sayings for the different reputation levels.

[Reeve of shinra]

I've been trying to think of more but from the bottom of the rep scale (which starts at negative something) I have these so far:

User is the King of all Losers!
User is a pathetic excuse for a she-male
User ++++ed up somewhere, somehow
User is a nobody, like the homeless guy everyone ignores (this is 0 rep)
User desperately wants to be cool!!
User got LAID?, passed go, and collected 200 gil!

[FleaBag]

My negative reputation phrases are probably a little too strong worded for these forums hehe. But as you say, I only enabled it because of one nagging user - my whole site seems to have the reputation bug now - initially I had thought "what is the freaking point in this crap?". I was fast proven wrong.

[Tigga]

Some of my negative ones are somewhat creative (thanks to one of the members of my forum)... Couldn't really think of too many positive ones though.
I know what you mean by the 'reputation bug' FleaBag. At first I thought it was kind of pointless and would end up causing more problems than it's worth, but now my users biggest complaint is that I only let them vote 25 times per day.

[FleaBag]

Hehe I've heard that one before a few times too! They've even set up a reputation thread to basically swap rep - not sure I'm too happy about that!