Anyway, I also know some crappy Java and C++. And Blind Guardian, a member here, is the guy who got me into coding (see meh previous post), though I've never really talked to him.
I started in 1980 - programming in basic on an Apple. Picked up Pascal in 1991 in college, moved on to C and C++ in the mid 90's - also for school. Started with Perl when I bought UBB 6 years ago, and PHP when I bought Vbulletin 5 years ago.
Most of my programming has been non-web stuff. Software for radars and encrypted phones, applications for handheld pcs used in the field by exterminators, etc. So, I don't have a huge depth of web programming or database knowledge.
I don't even remember, a few years back with HTML and I learned a bit of CGI/Perl/whatever you want to call it but thats all really, never expanded to PHP (did a bit and gave up) and now I have no time or need to learn anything else.