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#1
06-14-2005, 11:52 AM
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Sometimes god smiles on you
But not today...
Heres how my morning wen't... I was hungry and I finnaly decided that I wanted a steak biscuit and was willing to pay for it. Before I could leave I had to put one amp in my car, while I was hooking it up my power wire sparked and caught my trunk on fire, I put it out before it did anything bad but it still left a burn mark  So by this point I was hot and stinky from baking in the morning sun for 15 minutes (yea it's that bad). After stoping for gas my amp cuts off, I pull over at a church to see what the problem is. Damn ground wire came lose so I decided to fix it right there, turned into a 30 minute job because that damn wire was possesed or something, I finnaly get it in there good and make sure it stays by wraping as much black tape around it as I can. 15 minutes later I get to Biscuitville, when I pull out of their drive in my amp cuts off again, again I stop to 'fix' it. This time it is the same wire that came lose, but it came lose at the amp this time instead of the grounding block, and ontop of this when the wire came out it made the screw fall out and land somewhere. It took me 15 minutes to find this screw, and 5 more to make sure everything was right again. I finnaly get started home and sure enough the damn thing comes lose again on the way back. I got so wrapped up in that damn stereo that I forgot to stop and buy a pack of smokes to, so now I gatta waste more gas for a trip back to town .Well at last I am home ready to enjoy my steak biscuit, I reach in the ice box for an ice cold pepsi (pepsi goes with anything) only to find that someone drank all my cold ones last night and left me with the hot ones stored in the basment. Now I'm pissed because the thought of a watered down pepsi is nasty, hot pepsi melts ice on contact  . I grab a plastic cup and a hot pepsi and open the freezer for the ice and guess what, the same dumbass must have turned off the ice marker last night and used all the ice!So now I'm trying to eat a cold biscuit, while washing it down with a hot pepsi.
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#2
06-14-2005, 12:14 PM
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Lol,
The name of that dumbass maybe starts with a B?
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#4
06-14-2005, 12:56 PM
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Moral of the story:
Coke > Pepsi. 
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#5
06-14-2005, 01:00 PM
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#6
06-14-2005, 01:05 PM
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Hehe why you think he made it break again in front of a church?
So he could watch and have a laugh ofcourse. 
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#8
06-14-2005, 07:22 PM
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lol, this heat wave in the northeast of the US, is crazy. I'm going crazy!
You're right about pepsi, it does go with everything. ^_^
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#9
06-14-2005, 07:37 PM
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Maybe if you stop drinking Pepsi and drink water instead, you won't have that problem. And maybe if you didn't need to Have the whole world hear the music playing in your car, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
Why is it that people feel that everyone wants to hear the rattle and rumble of whatever it is that's coming out of their stereo. With music that loud, one wonders how could you possibly hear a siren of an ambulance or fire engine as it is trying to pass you to go save a life. GOD IS TELLING YOU SOMETHING!!! Maybe the dumb ass is you and not your brother....and maybe ...JUST MAYBE, GOD was smiling on someone else that needed the smile alot more than you today.
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#10
06-14-2005, 07:50 PM
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jugo that was just mean. darn man. chill pill time for you hun.
Sounds like just one of those days Brad.loo. I had one yesterday so i can feel your pain.
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