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Old 04-28-2004, 05:32 PM
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Looks like somebody has heard this one.

I didn't think it was continuous honking, for that would wake everyone up. One honk certainly wouldn't.
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Old 04-28-2004, 05:33 PM
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LOL I posted it, re-read first post again and edited it and you replied I edited your post so not to spoilt it for others
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Old 04-28-2004, 05:35 PM
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I think the gigs up on this one, Dean Your turn to post something silly to get people playing and talking. Since you're not studying anyway
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Old 04-28-2004, 05:40 PM
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What about mine?
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Old 04-28-2004, 07:17 PM
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He took the towels but forgot the female?
Nope. He didn't take the towels (that I know of) and he didn't forget the woman.
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Old 04-28-2004, 07:23 PM
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This really isn't fair. The wife got us with this one a while back on the site.

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It's the middle of the night. The man goes outside to get something from his car, but forgets which room he was in. His wife is deaf, so he honks the car horn loudly, waking up everyone else in the motel. The other residents all get up and turn on their lights, and the man returns to the one room that remains dark.
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Old 04-28-2004, 09:18 PM
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I was gonna say, the girl told the guy to go make her horny, but hey ok.
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Old 04-29-2004, 09:21 AM
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I was gonna say, the girl told the guy to go make her horny, but hey ok.
He could have asked at the reception which room he has.

He could also have done this because his girl felt asleep and used the occasion to check the other women in the motel.
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