Since so far nobody's replied to my mod that I was up coding until 2 AM...
Please try to install the mod at http://www.vbulletintemplates.com/mo...?threadid=3347 , make a dummy user on your board, and flood your board with spam. Obviously you can try it on localhost instead, too. It's worked for me but I didn't try all permutations of the options.
Nevermind, I had entered my email address in all lower case when I signed up and it didn't match the mixed case in the vb member area. I can view it now.