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Old 08-14-2002, 06:05 AM
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Its time for a time for Mr.Neo :bunny:


Now here at NeoCorp we strive for communication and monopoly on the rpg system market. But thats not why we came here today, I came here to tell you about a new inovative product that will make books seem like a thing of the past.

I know many of you want to create hacks for your site and have it make alot of money.. while this will never happen and you will most likely give up after 2 years we want to help you along with the process.

A great many of you hear are to lazy to read a PHP being that a great many of you cannot read and.or understand what a book is. Now in the digital age this is completely excepted since most of us leared through books on tape and teachers showing us meaningless videos in class.

This product is so easy to use even John could use it, and here are a few reviews about it to asure you of its good quality.

Chen from Jelsoft - "Wow I have to say this is the best thing Neo has ever made, and no code errors!";

Freddie from Jelsoft - "LEAVE ME ALONE NEO I AM WORKING!!! AHHHHHH FINE.... This product helped me better my scripting with the creation of vb3";

Bill Gates from Microshaft - "Why didnt we think of this, you are a genious Neo please come work for me ><";

Sean Connery - "Its Wonderful";

You see? Dont you want to buy this product and stop asking for Lesane store addons? Now counts 164+ requests.

So if you want to be cool and even think of getting a girlfriend you will want to buy this.

http://www.computer-training-software.com/php.htm



noteI did not make this, I just am trying this time to be helpful)
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Old 08-14-2002, 06:15 AM
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I'm beginning to believe that sig you have.
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Old 08-14-2002, 06:32 AM
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Why wouldnt you to begin with?
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Old 08-14-2002, 06:39 AM
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I have no idea..
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Old 08-14-2002, 07:24 AM
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Dont you want to be just like me and know everything about PHP there is? Just buy this and send it to me and you will gain all the knowledge of the universe!?!?!!?!?!?
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Old 08-14-2002, 09:45 AM
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O_o now I'm getting scared.
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DONT YOU WANT TO COME PLAY WITH THE NEO!!!!!?

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