Trying to create a fully integrated vB image gallery for vB 2.x....

[MeTaL_oRgY]

Well.. I've spent 3 hours searching for this mod... couldn't find it.. I only found requests and requests... so, I thought I might give this a shot. I need it, and it will help a LOT of people. The problem is, I do NOT have enough php knowledge to do this by myself... so, here I am.. requesting HELP (not the hack.. I'll try to do this and have the satisfaction of creating this ALMOST by my own.. lol)..

sooo.. let's get started.. first of all, the features I want to add:

Features:

1. Add image form on non vB page which will create a thumb of the pic.
2. After adding an image through that form, create a thread with the image at the top and the author's comments below it.
3. A Non-vB page for each ARTIST with thumbs of their images, number of comments and averagee rating. This page would be Paginated.
4. On the forum designated for being the gallery I want to change the forumdisplay. I want to create a table of 3 columns and 3 rows, so it can display 9 threads, which are actually photos. On each of this cells I want the thumb to appear and just below it the thread title. As this seems to be the hardest thing to do, I think this can be optional.. but would be kool.
5. On the user profile, just like here at vB.org, I want to have a list of each user's submissions. No thumbs here, just text links.
6. Again, just like here at vB.org, I want to have the first post as a "Sticky" on every page of the thread. With a thumb of the image at the right side of the post.
7. Size and space limiations. Customized at the ACP.

I guess that's all, if I think of anything else, I'll post it...

I think I've seen some hacks that do some of the stuff I want (like the first post as stickky.. I think chen did something like that before... have to search).. but I'll have to develop a lot of script and code...

So.. what I'm requesting is some guru help. Someone to work along with and that can help me out, via MSN, AIM or through here... I think I have some ideas on how to do some of the stuff above.. I'll be posting if I see someone's looking forward to this.. I hope someone does...

Regards.. and..
LONG LIVE vB 2.x!!!!