Making a customized signature

[Zylo]

I think this is the correct forum.. I sure hope so.

I am just a plain-jane vB user, I don't own the program. I am on www.supraforums.com 24/7, and have recently sparked interest in PHP.

For a few days, I had this as my signature:



However, the admin forced me to remove it, something about IP logging using PNP.. *dunno*

So, i'd like to create a signature smiley in JPG form that has a sign.

Inside the sign, i'd like to put Hello [Posters' USER NAME]!

And then below the Hello statement, have one of my quotes randomly selected from a list

Could you guys point me in the right direction here? I think this weekend I will take a trip to the local bookstore and pick up some PHP books.

Thanks,

Zylo, Supraforums.com junkie