Getting some BBCode to properly work

[AzzazelCyC]

Hello again everyone,

This -I know for a fact- is a quite simple question, yet I'm not sure why I haven't been able to get it to properly work. It is about some BBCodes I am trying to implement but haven't been able to do so successfully.

The first one would be for tables; currently it is way too complex to create a table, I've tried to simplify it, yet it didn't properly work; what I want is for this to be as easy as just put up [table] [ /table] and separate data by using the "|" symbol, with the variable of a head, by using [table=head] [/ table]; would anyone be able to let me know the exact code I'd need to paste in order to get this to properly work? I've done the common HTML code for it but when I create a table, instead of add the data the user types, it puts what I posted in the "Example"....

Second one would be a "pack" of codes, which are to make images be posted to the right or left of text, but the common align (HTML) didn't work for me....and I want to use it as [IMGLEFT/RIGHT] [/ IMG].

Any help with these codes would be highly appreciated!