Anyone good at Polaroids?

[MrHorror]

I've attached an image (polar) which shows two grungy kind of bloody polaroid pictures as an example of what I want for the status icons. What I am requesting to have done is two status icons and a background.


With the status icons -- (ATTACHED:forum old, forum link, and forum new), I want the little scary faced-character in the FORUM_OLD icon (1st of three below thumbnails), to be placed inside of the Polaroid. Kind of like if someone had taken a picture of it? I want the character to fit the polaroid nice and big enough to be seen clearly. And the polaroid to be white/slight grunge colored, and splattered with blood. Thus my new FORUM_OLD ICON would be the polaroid sized at 55 x 57, with the scary-faced-character on the front, and glossed and styled in the usual vbulletin way.

With the FORUM_NEW icon (2nd of three below thumbnails), I want the EXACT same look, and 55 x 57 size Except...I want small film reels to be wrapped around the polaroid.

For FORUM_LINK (third of three below the thumbnails) I want the exact same look, except I want the letters HM & S (all caps)...sprawled across the bloody/grungy polaroid in superhero/comic book type lettering.


Lastly, I want my background (ATTACHED:SEE SHUTBLOODC)...to have bloody/grungy polaroids graphed into it. So it'll kind of look like someone spilled a box full of bloody/grungy polaroids all over the background. But I want them to be so deeply embedded into the background that they'll look like they're literally part of it. But at the same time not overdone with the number of polaroids added. My background is sized at 450 x 318. So maybe five or six polaroids will do. I'd also like the background image glossed.


That's all. Hope I'm not asking for too much here.