Does someone who's talented want to make me a smilie

[BOLT]

I need to make a smilie that's kind of sarcastic. I want it to be of some kind of overly excited nerd or dork holding up or pointing to a sign that says HIT.

Basically there are a lot of these trolls on my weighttraining site that all they do is sit around advocating this program called HIT. Most of these guys are just a bunch of dorks sitting around who have no idea what they're talking about. But I thought it'd be funny to replace the text of whenever someone types in the words HIT I will have this similie appear