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Old 08-06-2005, 07:53 PM
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Default Back To School :-x

Our summer was shortened by like a month and now i have to go in my first day dealing with teacher's saying:


-"You are in 9th grade now, you're a big boy"
And you're my 9th grade teacher... does that make you a big girl?

-"We're not going to baby you like your 8th grade teacher did"
Good... Because i hated nap time in 8TH GRADE!

-"It's a whole new ball game"
So do i get a new bat?

-"I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me"
Oh boy are you in for a long year!

-"I'm a reasonable person, you do my work and i'll make sure you hae a good time"
I guess i can kiss this year good bye

-"Read the rules posted on my walls and we'll have no problems"
I have a confession... i'm in 9th grade and i can't read

-"I'll respect you if you respect me"
And i suppose if i do your work you'll do mines?

-"I'm considered one of the "cool" teachers"
God, i'd hate to see the "uncool" teachers

-"IM NOT HERE FOR YOU TO LIKE ME OR FOR ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND! IM HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU LEARN"
I'm not here for you to tell me your autobiography, i'm here to get this over with

-"I dont care whether or not you like me, if you do then great... if not... o well"
You don't care whether i like you, yet you took out your time to make this speach?

[high]AND MY ALLTIME FAVORITE:[/high]
I dont give out grades..... you earn them
"Oh yea? And who decides whether or not we've earned them genius?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"


I'm sure you guys have had one of these comments atleast once in your life from a teacher eh?

What other ones do you guys get??
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