I want a "Turbulance Hack"

[Silverstangs]

I am looking for another hack that will "Fustrate" certain members instead of me banning them or using the Misery hack. Basically I want to set them to "encounter turbulance" mode. Once in that mode and that certain member clicks onto threads, or attempts to make a post, they get randomly sent to another site of my choice. I would also like to adjust the amount of "turbulance" that they encounter.

requirements if possible.
1) Adjustments to the amount of turbulance they encounter.
2) Random intervals in time period they encounter the turbulance.
3) To have a list of atleast 20 random sites that they get randomly sent to.
4) Maybe even make a user group for mass turbulance of certian trouble makers.
5) To allow mods and Amd
I know this sounds like a evil requests, but I am looking for alternatives to banning. BTW I love the misery hack.

Scott