simple statistics output

[CeesT]

Hi,

I am not a vbulletin software expert and need some help for the following.
I like to output some statistics to feed cacti. I like to do this by calling a php webpage. The output of such a webpage should be unformatted text only, so no vbulletin layout. I like to output things like: current online members and guests, current threads, posts and total members.

So basically such a page should only have one line of text like:

75 381 9909 122915 25668

(75 members online, 381 visitors online, 9909 threads, 122915 posts, 25668 members total)

I do not want to open the database myself, as I think all the data could be delivered by the vbulletin routines and probably are available as variables.

Who has an example of a small php-script that I can place on my vbulletin site ?