Forum stats in header template

[DionDev]

This makes no sense. Why is something so simple being so difficult?

Adding the following code as a plugin in global_start does not work:

// ### BOARD STATISTICS #################################################

// get total threads & posts from the forumcache
$totalthreads = 0;
$totalposts = 0;
if (is_array($vbulletin->forumcache))
{
	foreach ($vbulletin->forumcache AS $forum)
	{
		$totalthreads += $forum['threadcount'];
		$totalposts += $forum['replycount'];
	}
}
$totalthreads = vb_number_format($totalthreads);
$totalposts = vb_number_format($totalposts);

// get total members and newest member from template
$numbermembers = vb_number_format($vbulletin->userstats['numbermembers']);
$newusername = $vbulletin->userstats['newusername'];
$newuserid = $vbulletin->userstats['newuserid'];
$activemembers = vb_number_format($vbulletin->userstats['activemembers']);
$show['activemembers'] = ($vbulletin->options['activememberdays'] > 0 AND ($vbulletin->options['activememberoptions'] & 2)) ? true : false;

When using the variable $totalthreads in the header template after creating and activating this plugin, it is still not showing the $totalthreads count in the header where I want it to.

I have not seen a suitable fix for this. And no, a mod that executes 6 queries just to pull up these cached statistics is not what I am looking for.