Free hacks that do what some vbseo functions do?

[Goodman_2020]

Hi, i was reading lots of posts about vbseo, to decide if yes, or no i buy it (it's very expensive for what it is)
After lots of reading I saw here and there that what vbseo does, free hacks (one + another + another etc.) can do it too. Even if lots of hacks can make a mess, i would need 2 licence of vbseo, and i can't afford even one so... free option is the solution

So after looking at vbseo demo, i would like you to help me to find hacks (free) that can do the following things:


1. Rewrite url exactly like that (for the example) > http://www.mywebsite.com/forum/boats...-can-i-do.html
In clear name of website + forum + name of catgeory or forum + number of the post + keywords from the title of the thread spearate by the "little line" (don't know the word in english). The vBseo demo calsl that: 001 - Hierarchic .html type URLs with content relevant forums and threads

2. 301 Redirect original content

3. Set that "file not found" redirect to the homepage

4. Include domain names in url

5. Log spiders activity in my forum

6. Adsense targeting

7. Rewrite + 301 redirect archives pages

8. Stopwords filtering


That's all, i don't need all the social bookmarking thinks, icons, permalink, linkback, pingback, trackback etc. In fact, i wanted just the rewirte to have a more search engine friendly forum, and it looks nicer even for members, but those options could be intersting too.


I will end with a last questikon that is very important for me:

9. They check (like all others non free hacks) if you have a licence by checking if there is a url associate to a licence of their software right?
But If i can have the same result as vBseo for the 8 points i want, in clear my forum will be SEO.
But what if vbseo think i'm using an illegal vbseo because they think "hey, his forum is SEOed, rewrited the same way vbseo does and does all things that our software do, and we don't have any licence associated to his forum adress, so let's contact his host to say he is using an illegal version and he is a pirate blabla" what if it happens that? because with just the few options i need (the most important is the rewrite that looks like what i've said) nobody can see what hack(s) have been used, even vbseo couldn't know if it's one of illegal version that vbseo, because there is nothing, no copyright, no little icons social things, no permalink etc.
It's an important point because i wouldn't discover waking up a morning that my server is down because somebody sez im using an illegal vbseo whereas i'm not.


Thanks for those who could help me (i know there are nice people who will )