Revan's Hack Creation Tutorial

[Revan]

I know that some of you would like to hear how to create your own vB hack straight from the horse's mouth, so here's my little tutorial on how to create any vBulletin hack you could ever dream of!

1. Figure out what you want. A few shots of whisky usually speeds things up in this step.
2. Have a few drinks while you attempt to figure out where you would need to place the code.
3. Start coding.
4. Keep drinking whisky until swearing stops.
5. Note to self: Must stop drinking. Going to die.
6. Let hack idea/code marinate on your computer while you are getting pumped at the hospital.
7. Repeat steps 3-6 until either dead, done or surrendering and paying Revan to code it for you.

Now go and start showering this site with hax =D