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An alternative to banning: Miserable Users · **Released**: 03-07-2003

This hack is an alternative to banning a user. As the name suggests a user who
gets hit with this hack will become truly miserable while trying to access
your board.

So here is what really happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

after doing all the math in actuality they have only a 5% chance of seeing the
page they clicked on. What kills them is the time they have to wait before
anything happens.

I actually once tracked a miserable user and watched him suffer for 2 whole
hours before he was able to make a simple post.

This hack is considered one of the most sadistic hacks on my board.

The hack allows you to make your user miserable via the admin CP. It also
allows you to search for all miserable users through the admin CP as well.

Also in showthread.php, it appends a red status that is only visibly to admins
and mods stating that a user is miserable.

Tables affected by this hack: user

Files affected by this hack: global.php, showthread.php, admin/user.php

MaDCaT75 · #**192** 08-10-2003, 07:46 PM

woohoo I found it

Zachery · #**193** 08-10-2003, 07:46 PM

im confused :\ why cant you?

MaDCaT75 · #**194** 08-10-2003, 07:48 PM

Nevermind I saw the option for it, thanks!

4thgenresource · #**195** 08-18-2003, 01:42 AM

If any of you guys are having problems, feel free to send me your global.php, showthread.php, admin/user.php files and i can most likely fix them for you, as i had the same problems as you guys, but worked them out on my own, since Zzed never did get back to me about it

Zachery · #**196** 08-18-2003, 02:22 AM

i dont suggest sending this person any files

4thgenresource · #**197** 08-21-2003, 04:14 PM

Quote:

08-18-03 at 04:22 AM Faranth said this in Post #195
i dont suggest sending this person any files

why, because i dont have as many posts as you?

Feel free to visit my board mr. perfect

www.thiswebsitesucks.net

MaDCaT75 · #**198** 08-22-2003, 06:21 AM

hehe whoops forgot to click install for this

MaDCaT75 · #**199** 08-31-2003, 10:30 PM

Is there a way so that moderators can put users as a miserable user?

Dennis B · #**200** 09-02-2003, 02:18 AM

[high]* Dennis B clicks install.
[/high]
Awesome hack Zed.

lasto · #**201** 09-02-2003, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Yesterday at 12:30 AM MaDCaT75 said this in Post #198
Is there a way so that moderators can put users as a miserable user?

not really a good idea to do that as mods could use it just for fun or to ++++ people off

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