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07-19-2002, 09:13 AM

Brad

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10 Rules to selling something on tv

1. Come up with a stupid idea for a product that dose not work
2. hire the guy from the oxy clean commercails.
3. get actors you paid to say how great the product is and have the guy from the oxy clean commercails say "these people are not paid actors"
4. film a 1 hour infomercail and run it on fox at 3 am.
5. get a 1800 number, 1888 simply wont do.
6. sell the product for $19.99, or in many payments of $19.99
7. have a guy talk really fast at the end of the commercail
8. tell the people watching that if they call in the next 10 minutes that you will send them a improved verson of the product and/or a second one for free.
9. tell the people that they can not buy the product in stores
10. sell the product at wal-mart with a as seen on tv sticker on it.

yes im reallly bored :bunny:

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