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My friend George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his Family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem George's Mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial. The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost, him as much as $5,000.00. The Consul told him; in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150.00.
George thinks for sometime and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do." The Consul says, "You must have loved your Mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price." "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance!" |
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ROFL thanks for the good laugh this morning! lol
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lmao that was good,i could said the same for my m.i.l but she is good to me...:up:
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Hehe, that was pretty funny.
I was lucky enough to have a wonderful MIL - RIP Elizabeth. And, I still have with me a wonderful step-MIL. |
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lmfao i like it
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hahah LOLOL
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