Issue with table in Joke ACP

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Some of you know that I am creating a joke acp for april fools.
I am having an issue with a table header and can't seem to work it out. Check the screenshot for a preview of how it is looking.

Php file:

PHP Code:

print_form_header('', '');
print_table_header($vbphrase['demoacp_header']);
print_description_row($vbphrase['demoacp_description']);
print_table_footer(); 


Phrase:

PHP Code:

<phrase name="demoacp_header" date="1215398900" username="leigh" version="1.0.0"><![CDATA[Welcome to the vBulletin Admin Control Panel]]></phrase>

    <phrase name="demoacp_description" date="1215398900" username="leigh" version="1.0.0"><![CDATA[<tbody>
<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Server Type</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Linux</span></td>
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Users to Moderate</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">0  <a href="user.php?do=moderate">[View]</a> </span></td>
</tr>
<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Web Server</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Apache v2.0.63 (cgi)</span></td>

    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Threads to Moderate</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">0  <a href="../modcp/moderate.php?do=posts">[View]</a> </span></td>
</tr>
<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">PHP</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">5.2.6</span></td>
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Posts to Moderate</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">0  <a href="../modcp/moderate.php?do=posts#postlist">[View]</a> </span></td>
</tr>
<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">PHP Max Post Size</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">8.00 MB</span></td>
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Attachments to Moderate</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">0  <a href="../modcp/moderate.php?do=attachments">[View]</a> </span></td>

</tr>
<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">PHP Maximum Upload Size</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">16.00 MB</span></td>
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">Events to Moderate</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">0  <a href="../modcp/moderate.php?do=events">[View]</a> </span></td>
</tr>

<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">PHP Memory Limit</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">32.00 MB</span></td>
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">&nbsp;</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">&nbsp;</span></td>
</tr>
<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">MySQL Version</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">5.0.51a-community</span></td>

    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">&nbsp;</span></td>

    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">&nbsp;</span></td>
</tr>
<tr valign="top" align="center">
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">MySQL Packet Size</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">1,023.0 KB</span></td>
    <td class="alt1" align="left"><span class="smallfont">&nbsp;</span></td>
    <td class="alt2" align="left"><span class="smallfont">&nbsp;</span></td>
</tr>

</tbody>
</phrase> 


Please someone help me, I am pulling my hair out here