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Old 05-27-2006, 01:21 PM
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I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby, bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.
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Old 05-27-2006, 01:39 PM
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lool

what do you do ^^
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Old 05-27-2006, 01:40 PM
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LMAO Now thats rude.... but funny m8...
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Better safe than sorry.
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Old 05-27-2006, 02:58 PM
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LMAO....girls can care less, its us guys that are like...not happening...haha. nice one.
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Old 05-27-2006, 03:43 PM
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And you have one of those in the mail to me?
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LOL living dangerously tonight, bob?
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Old 05-27-2006, 05:08 PM
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