What I would like to see is a mod or plugin that disallows useless thread titles such as "Help!" or "Please help", etc. Does one already exist, or can someone write one?
Maybe a hardcoded list of words to start? Admins could manually add new words/phrases. I'm not a coder by a long shot, so I don't know if there's a way to do something like this. Mostly curious, but I would use such a hack if it was ever written.