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Old 07-19-2002, 09:13 AM
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Default 10 Rules to selling something on tv
1. Come up with a stupid idea for a product that dose not work
2. hire the guy from the oxy clean commercails.
3. get actors you paid to say how great the product is and have the guy from the oxy clean commercails say "these people are not paid actors"
4. film a 1 hour infomercail and run it on fox at 3 am.
5. get a 1800 number, 1888 simply wont do.
6. sell the product for $19.99, or in many payments of $19.99
7. have a guy talk really fast at the end of the commercail
8. tell the people watching that if they call in the next 10 minutes that you will send them a improved verson of the product and/or a second one for free.
9. tell the people that they can not buy the product in stores
10. sell the product at wal-mart with a as seen on tv sticker on it.

yes im reallly bored :bunny:
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Old 07-19-2002, 09:14 AM
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Lmao!

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Old 07-19-2002, 09:17 AM
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Ive got an idea!

An inflatable Bow Tie!

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Old 07-19-2002, 10:02 AM
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lool

it's faszinating: Everybody knows the oxy clean guy...
Although i'm in germany and you not ^^
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what is oxy clean guy? :ninja:
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Old 07-19-2002, 10:07 PM
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you don't know him?

you should watch more tv commercials
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Old 07-19-2002, 11:40 PM
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What's tv? (sorry, haven't watched TV in a sooooooo long while)
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lol, thats too true. i see those blasted things for sale on tv all the time
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Old 07-20-2002, 01:06 AM
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Oxy-Clean, the power of oxygen!

I breathe near my carpet and it gets whiter.
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*Spam level of vb.org raises yet again*
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