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Old 08-26-2002, 05:31 AM
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Default Wanna get Whacked?

Now, I'm not totally sure if this will cause me any problems for posting it here, but you guys have to see this. If you have ever been a passenger in a friend's car that has been stopped by A state Trooper anywhere, then you will know exactly what this means.

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Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that sh!t with me!'"
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Old 08-26-2002, 10:23 AM
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lmao that's pretty good
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Old 08-26-2002, 01:06 PM
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rofl nice one Boofo... good laughs man good laughts

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Old 08-26-2002, 02:18 PM
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hehe...some funney stuff
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LMAO! :banana:
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