gurus need some help please

[xxshatteredsoul]

I was wondering if anyone could help me setup something like this to replace the stats that are displayed normaly at the bottom of vB 3.5.4.

Currently you see:
Your Board Statistics
Threads: x, Posts: x, Members: x, Active Members: x
Welcome to our newest member, x

I am trying to get it to look like:
Monthly Hits: x
Total Posts: x
Total Topics: x
Total Forums: x
Total Members: x

(then another table)
Average Posts per Member: x
Average Posts per Forum: x
Average Topics per Forum: x
Last member to register is x
Featured member is x

So it would be
stats icon | monthly hits through total members | average posts through featured member. Each | represents a cell so you have a table with 3 seperate cells one for the image and the other 2 to seperate the stats. I hope this all makes sence and if anyone could help me out a PM or reply here would be greatly appreciated. Thanks much have a day :banana: !

[xxshatteredsoul]

So no one has a clue how to do this? Can't be that hard can it =S?