I know you must be piling on the sarcasm.. cracking on my UI like that!

Look how flexible it is-- you can change the spacing to however many nbsp's you want! hehe
This is never meant to be viewed by a user except when they click through the search engine to the plain-text thread. Then the point is to get them to click on one of the top links to bring them into your real forum system. Before I launch this on my site I am definitely going to "pretty it up" but I figured I'd release the raw code and let everyone else have at it as well.
p.s. my site is damn slow today, I'm sure when installed on a real system it won't be so slow as that example.