[rlamego]

Don't? Cool! Might seem odd but I'll try to mod it down to bare basics.
My host is sponsoring my site, charging me nothing for all that I use so I'm always extra careful not to waste their resources on unnecessary stuff!

Just to be sure I'm not making it worse, would you say that this is enough?
#------------------------------
# Replace User
#------------------------------
$found = preg_match_all('#member\.php\?u=([0-9]+)#i', $output, $matches);
if($found)
{
$output = str_replace("member.php?u=$uid", "member/$uid/", $output);
}