The other day I was walking down the street. This hot chick stops me. I mean this girl looked like she just stepped off the runway in Milan. In a beautiful British accent, she asks me, "Hey, you runnin that Ushop on your 3.5 board?" Somewhat taken aback, I replied, "wtf, no." Then she ran off giggling at me. Moral of the story: Ushop can prevent you from getting laid.
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