[Brad]

*Camera pans over beach somewhere on the North Carolina coastline, as the camera approaches a house just off a beach loud music can be heard playing*

*Camera cuts to inside of the house, Asian women fill the room all wearing sailor fukus and dancing to generic dance music (so we didn't have to pay the RIAA any money).*

*Camera pans to Brad sitting in his lazy-boy chair enjoying the view or perhaps a lap dance if the censors will let it pass. Brad gives the thumbs up and says 'vBulletin, it's that good'*