See, that's the thing...the time thing isn't even in my template. It's being called from somewhere else, I guess. Here's the whole template (don't laugh, I already told you I copied and pasted lots of this

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<html dir="$stylevar[textdirection]" lang="$stylevar[languagecode]">
<head>
<title>$vboptions[bbtitle]</title>
$headinclude
</head>
<body>
$header
$navbar
<table class="tborder" cellpadding="$stylevar[cellpadding]" cellspacing="$stylevar[cellspacing]" border="0" width="40%" align="left">
<tr>
<td class="alt1"><p>bio paragraph 1</p><p>bio paragraph 2</p><p>bio paragraph 3</p><p>bio paragraph 4</p><p>bio paragraphy 5<br><br></p>
</td></tr></table>
<table class="tborder" cellpadding="$stylevar[cellpadding]" cellspacing="$stylevar[cellspacing]" border="0" width="60%" align="left">
<tr><td class="alt1" align="center"><img src="http://www.digiscrapdivas.com/Images/AAM_Layout_suzy.jpg"></td></tr>
<tr><td class="alt1" align="center"><p>Here are some links to places where you can learn more about me<br>and see some of my layouts:<br><br><a href="http://www.herwebsite.com">Her blog</a><br><a href="http://www.digiscrapdivas.com/photopost/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=208">My gallery at Digiscrapdivas</a><br><a href="http://www.scrapbook-bytes.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=18354">My gallery at Scrapbook-Bytes</a><br><br>Events I currently sponsor at Digiscrapdivas:<br><br><a href="http://www.digiscrapdivas.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=28">Inspiration Challenge</a><br><a href="http://www.digiscrapdivas.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=29">Our First Digital Circle Journal</a></tr></td><tr><td class="alt1" align="center"><p align="center"><img src="http://www.digiscrapdivas.com/Images/SNUNES_kitpreview.jpg" border="0" alt="Funky Divas Mega Kit" /></a><br><br><a href="http://www.digiscrapdivas.com/downloadpro/download.php?file=5">Download my contribution to the Funky Divas Mega Kit here!</a></p>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
$footer
</body>
</html>