Oh -- the team wants me to go for full boar on this after I told them I was going to test it.
They want all of the pinned-thread-ignoring, FAQ-ignoring, forum-description-ignoring, rules-ignoring, announcements-ignoring (and everywhere else they cross post the rules) members to have to sign in blood, give a saliva sample and submit to a retina scan signifying that they comprehend what will and will not fly before even thinking of entering certain forums.
For now, a contract will do.
[off to check out the ticket system now....]