A couple of weeks ago me and a couple of mates got completely hammered (as always

) and were in a fairly quiet road in the town nearby
Anyway - Me and one of my mates were listening to the music blaring out of the car stereo, and wondered where Rob, our other mate, had gone to...
After searching for several minutes, we found him by a field talking to a horse...
Anyway, as weird as that was, we left him there, came back half an hour later, and found him there, still, talking... Only the horse had gone off to the other side of the field, and he was talking to thin air for about 5 minutes...
After this, I said "Oi rob the horse has left mate", and he went "Really? Must have just gone..."
He was completely wasted
Satan