I have some idea
Erwin will have a nervous breakdown, and Stefan will have a powertrip over his new ninja army, and will instruct them to seek out and destroy all pirate vBulletin owners, all UBB, PhpBB etc board owners, and then start turning on all the annoying members here
But luckily I have about 5 months of powertripping to find somewhere safe to hide from the evil ninjas
Satan