I'm on it. In the meantime here's a new English STATISTIC template for you based on the english2.zip file (last update before this post).
Code:
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<table class="tborder" cellpadding="$stylevar[cellpadding]" cellspacing="$stylevar[cellspacing]" border="0" width="100%" align="center">
<tr>
<td class="tcat" colspan="2"><div align="center"><strong>Statistic Overview</strong></div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="panelsurround">
<div class="panel">
<fieldset class="fieldset">
<legend><strong>Topics/Threads/Users/Hits</strong></legend>
<table width="95%" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="$stylevar[formspacer]">
<tr>
<td colspan="2"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">Threads:</td>
<td class="alt2">$Themen</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Posts:</td>
<td>$Beitraege</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">Thread Views:</td>
<td class="alt2">$Beitraege_gelesen (? $Beitraege_durchschnitt times)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Registered Members:</td>
<td>$Member</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">Visitors:</td>
<td class="alt2">$Besucher*</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Website Hits:</td>
<td>$Seitenaufrufe*</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="tcat" colspan="2"><div align="center">* - Since Statistics
started on $statistikaktiv</div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
</fieldset>
</div>
<div class="panel">
<fieldset class="fieldset">
<legend><strong>User Activity</strong></legend>
<table width="95%" border="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2" width="30%">Active users: </td>
<td class="alt2" width="70%">$aktive_user_prozent % ($aktive_user) have posted*</td>
<td class="alt2" width="70%"> <img src="images/statistik/bar5.gif" alt="Users which have posted on this board" width="$aktive_user_bar" height="10" border="0" /></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Inactive Users: </td>
<td>$unaktive_user_prozent % ($alle_unaktiven_user) have never posted*</td>
<td> <img src="images/statistik/bar10.gif" alt="Users which never posted on this board" width="$unaktive_user_bar" height="10" border="0" /></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> </td>
<td colspan="2" class="tcat"><div align="center">*Since $vboptions[bbtitle] came online</div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="tfoot" colspan="3"><div align="center">Visits of registered Members for the last 30, 14 and 7 days </div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">The last 30 days:</td>
<td class="alt2"colspan="2">
<img src="images/statistik/bar1.gif" alt="Visits from registered Members in the last 30 days" width="$bar_aktiv_user1" height="10" border="0" />
$aktiven_user1_prozent % ($aktiven_user1)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>The last 14 days:</td>
<td colspan="2"> <img src="images/statistik/bar2.gif" alt="Visits from registered Members in the last 14 days" width="$bar_aktiv_user2" height="10" border="0" />
$aktiven_user2_prozent %($aktiven_user2)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">The last 7 days:</td>
<td class="alt2"colspan="2">
<img src="images/statistik/bar3.gif" alt="Visits from registered Members in the last 7 days" width="$bar_aktiv_user3" height="10" border="0" />
$aktiven_user3_prozent %($aktiven_user3)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>No visit in the last 30 days:</td>
<td colspan="2">
<img src="images/statistik/bar4.gif" alt="Members which has not visited $vboptions[bbtitle] for more than 30 days!" width="$bar_aktiv_user4" height="10" border="0" />
$aktiven_user4_prozent % ($aktiven_user4) </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
</fieldset>
</div>
<div class="panel">
<fieldset class="fieldset">
<legend><strong>Private Messages </strong></legend>
<table width="95%" border="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td colspan="2"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">Total PMs written:</td>
<td class="alt2">$PMS</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Total PMs stored in database:</td>
<td>$alle_pm ($pm_ungelesen unread)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">Memory used by PMs:</td>
<td class="alt2">$pm_speicher_in_kb kb ($pm_speicher_in_mb mb)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="2"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
</fieldset>
</div>
<div class="panel">
<fieldset class="fieldset">
<legend><strong>Database and Server</strong></legend>
<table width="95%" border="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/database.gif" alt="Database Size" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2">Database Size:</td>
<td class="alt2">$datenbank_in_kb kb ($datenbank_in_mb mb)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/serverinfo.gif" alt="Server Info" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td>Server Information:</td>
<td>$serverinfo</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/mysqlinfo.gif" alt="MYSQL Version" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2">MySQL Version:</td>
<td class="alt2">$mysqlversion</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/smilie.gif" alt="Smilies" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td>Usable Smilies:</td>
<td>$alle_smilies total</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/anhaenge.gif" alt="Stored Attachments" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2">Stored Attachments:</td>
<td class="alt2">$alle_anhaenge</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/anhaenge1.gif" alt="Space Used by Attachments" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td>Memory used by Attachments:</td>
<td>$anhaenge_speicher_in_kb kb ($anhaenge_speicher_in_mb mb)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/auge.gif" alt="Attachments viewed or downloaded" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2">Attachments Hits:</td>
<td class="alt2">$alle_downloads times</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
</fieldset>
</div>
</td>
<td valign="top" class="panelsurround">
<div class="panel">
<fieldset class="fieldset">
<legend><strong>The Top 5 Posters</strong></legend>
<table width="95%" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="$stylevar[formspacer]">
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/goldmedal.gif" alt="Gold Medal Winner" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2"><a title="Show $postername1's profile" href="member.php?u=$posterid1">
$postername1</a></td>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/bar1.gif" alt="Gold Medal Winner" width="$maxposter1_bar" height="10" border="0" />
with $poster_beitragszahl1 posts ($maxposter1_prozent %)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/silvermedal.gif" alt="Silver Medal Winner" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td><a title="Show $postername2's profile" href="member.php?u=$posterid2">
$postername2</a></td>
<td><img src="images/statistik/bar2.gif" alt="Silver Medal Winner" width="$maxposter2_bar" height="10" border="0" />
with $poster_beitragszahl2 posts ($maxposter2_prozent %)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/bronzemedal.gif" alt="Bronze Medal Winner" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2"><a title="Show $postername3's profile" href="member.php?u=$posterid3">
$postername3</a></td>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/bar3.gif" alt="Bronze Medal Winner" width="$maxposter3_bar" height="10" border="0" />
with $poster_beitragszahl3 posts ($maxposter3_prozent %)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/ananas.gif" alt="Golden pineapple" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td> <a title="Show $postername4's profile" href="member.php?u=$posterid4">
$postername4</a></td>
<td><img src="images/statistik/bar4.gif" alt="Golden pineapple" width="$maxposter4_bar" height="10" border="0" />
with $poster_beitragszahl4 posts ($maxposter4_prozent %)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/lollipop.gif" alt="Just a Lollipop" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2"><a title="Show $postername5's profile" href="member.php?u=$posterid5">
$postername5</a></td>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/bar5.gif" alt="Lollipop" width="$maxposter5_bar" height="10" border="0" />
with $poster_beitragszahl5 posts ($maxposter5_prozent %)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"><br />These members have a combined total of $maxposter_summe posts!!<br />
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','640','480','yes','center');return false" onfocus="this.blur()" title="Show the $topposter_limit Top Posters in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=topposter_popup">
Show Top $topposter_limit Posters (PopUp Window)</a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
</fieldset>
</div>
<div class="panel">
<fieldset class="fieldset">
<legend><strong>Other Records</strong></legend>
<table width="95%" border="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/antworten.gif" alt="Largest Thread" width="14" height="14" border="0" /> </td>
<td class="alt2">Largest Thread:</td>
<td class="alt2"><a title="$maxthread_titel_long" href="showthread.php?threadid=$maxthread_id">$maxthread_titel</a> <br />
with <strong>$maxthread_antworten</strong> replies<br/>
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','640','480','yes','center');return false" onfocus="this.blur()" title="Show the $maxthread_limit Threads in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=maxthread_popup">
Show $maxthread_limit Threads (PopUp Window)</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/ansehen.gif" alt="Most Popular Thread" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td>Most Popular Thread:</td>
<td><a title="$mostpopular_titel_long" href="showthread.php?threadid=$mostpopular_id">$mostpopular_titel</a> <br />
with <strong>$mostpopular_views</strong> views<br/>
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','640','480','yes','center');return false" onfocus="this.blur()"
title="Show the $mostpopular_limit most Popular Threads in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=mostpopular_popup">
Show the $mostpopular_limit Most Popular Threads (PopUp Window)</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/poular_forum.gif" alt="Most Popular Forum" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2">Most Popular Forum:</td>
<td class="alt2"><a title="$popularforum_titel" href="forumdisplay.php?forumid=$popularforum_id">$popularforum_titel</a> <br />
with <strong>$popularforum_antworten</strong> posts<br/>
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','640','480','yes','center');return false" onfocus="this.blur()" title="Show the $popularforum_limit Most Popular Forums in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=popularforum_popup">
Show the $popularforum_limit Most Popular Forums (PopUp Window)</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="tcat" colspan="3"><div align="center">Absolute Records</div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2">
<img src="images/statistik/misc/mostonline.gif" alt="Most users ever online" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2" colspan="2">Most users ever online was <strong>$maxusers[maxonline]</strong>, on <strong>$recorddate</strong> at <strong>$recordtime </strong></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/newusers.gif" alt="Most new registrations" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td colspan="2">Most new registrations was on <strong>$getmostregister_tag</strong>
with <strong>$getmostregister_user New Members</strong> <br />
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','440','480','yes','center');return false" title="Show the $popularforum_limit days with the Most new registrations in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=mostregister_popup">
Show $mostregister_limit days (PopUp Window)</a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/onlines.gif" alt="Most registered members visited" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2" colspan="2">Most visits by registered members was on <strong>$getmost_member_tag</strong>
with <strong>$getmost_member_user</strong> Members<br />
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','540','480','yes','center');return false" title="Show the $visit_limit days when the most registered members visited in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=visit_popup">
Show $visit_limit days (PopUp Window)</a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/threads.gif" alt="written the most new threads" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td colspan="2">Most new threads posted was on <strong>$getmost_threads_tag</strong>
with <strong>$getmost_threads_sum</strong> New Threads <br />
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','540','480','yes','center');return false" onfocus="this.blur()" title="Show the $mostthread_limit days with the most new threads posted in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=mostthread_popup">
Show $mostthread_limit days (PopUp Window)</a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/posts.gif" alt="Written the most new posts" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2"colspan="2">Most new posts written was on <strong>$getmost_posts_tag</strong>
with <strong>$getmost_posts_sum</strong> New Posts<br />
<a onclick="NewWindow(this.href,'statistik','540','480','yes','center');return false" onfocus="this.blur()" title="Show the $mostpost_limit days with the most new posts in a PopUp Window" href="statistik.php?do=mostpost_popup">
Show $mostpost_limit days (PopUp Window)</a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
</fieldset>
</div>
<div class="panel">
<fieldset class="fieldset">
<legend><strong>Avatars / Profile Pics</strong></legend>
<table width="95%" border="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/noavatar.gif" alt="Users Without Avatar" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2">Users Without Avatar: </td>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/bar1.gif" alt="Users Without Avatar" width="$kein_avatarbar" height="10" border="0" /> $prozent_avatar % ($kein_avatar)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/mit_avatar.gif" alt="Users with Avatar" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td>Users with Avatar: </td>
<td><img src="images/statistik/bar2.gif" alt="Users with Avatar" width="$mit_avatarbar" height="10" border="0" /> $prozent_mit_avatar % ($alle_avatars)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/misc/noavantar.gif" alt="Users Without Profile Pic" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td class="alt2">Users Without Profile Pic: </td>
<td class="alt2"><img src="images/statistik/bar3.gif" alt="Users Without Profile Pic" width="$kein_profilpicbar" height="10" border="0" /> $prozent_profilpic % ($kein_profilpic)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><img src="images/statistik/misc/mit_profil.gif" alt="Users with Profile Pic" width="14" height="14" border="0" /></td>
<td>Users with Profile Pic: </td>
<td><img src="images/statistik/bar4.gif" alt="Users with Profile Pic" width="$mit_profilpicbar" height="10" border="0" /> $prozent_mit_profilpic % ($alle_profilpics)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
</fieldset>
</div>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="tcat" colspan="2"> </td>
</tr>
</table>
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