Ahh yes..ok..you pushed me with all the bumpity bump's....i will make it..infact, i have already made it..but its part of an overall bigger *private* hack...so i will just rip it out as a standalone..
Then again, i am the type that just add's in tables to my database without thinking, because after all, i know what they do..so this hack would add in a counter table..if you dont want that, i will see about writing the query to use the existing tables, but that would take longer