I haven't figured out what to do to the board (and as we are upgrading to vB3 and moving to a new server on the 31st, no matter WHAT it is, it will work) but wanted to share what I am doing at work in case anyone wants to try this.
I took the company's website and redid the main
index.cfm page as an
lndex.cfm (lowercase 'L') and changed all of the wording on it to hip hop (
fo' shizzle my nizzle type stuff).
I uploaded it to the root directory, and when the Marketing Manager (and other key peeps) leave on the 31st, the IT director and I am going to go to all of their machines and replace their bookmarks from index.cfm to lndex.cfm so that the next morning, I can make one call asking what is wrong with the site and start a chain reaction of people clicking their favs file to see the issue (these are technically challenged folks, BTW).
No danger of the outside world seeing it this way, but everyone internally will flip.