Thank you for the solution, g-force2k2.

I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner.
I've been coding on another hack that uses this solution [aside from the journal hack located in the signature]. What kills me is my version of the journal hack has several instances that I've even coded in myself for similiar functions and I still came here to ask this question. Am I the only one that idioticly does this?

Please tell me I'm not the only person who doesn't have all the screws tightened with the elevator not quite reaching the top floor. :P
Does it help matters that I work on code until the wee hours of the morning whenever people should be in bed and I'm still staring at the screen like a zombie?
I think I need to catch more z's. x.x
Anyway, again, thank you NTLDR and g-force2k2. Your time is much appreciated.