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Miserable Users for vB3 - NO FILE EDITS NECESSARY!

This vB3-version works with a new usergroup of your choice. Make a new usergroup, call it Miserable People or whatever you want, and note what usergroup id it is.

Next, put this code in your phpinclude_start template in vB3. Make sure to edit the $miserableid variable (at the start) and change it to the usergroupid of your Miserable People usergroup.

PHP Code:

// Miserable Hack for vB3
 // Ported by KuraFire to vB3, original vB2 version by Zzed
 // #######################################################
 // Put the id of your Miserable Usergroup here:
 $miserableid = 22;
 if (strpos($bbuserinfo['membergroupids'], ','))
 {
     $ids = explode(',', $bbuserinfo['membergroupids']);
 }
 else
 {
     $ids = array($bbuserinfo['membergroupids']);
 }
 if(in_array($miserableid, $ids) OR $bbuserinfo['usergroupid'] == $miserableid)
 {
     $glitch = rand(60, 120);
     for($x=0; $x<$glitch; $x++)
     {
         echo ' ';
         sleep(1);
     }
 
     $vboptions['floodchecktime'] *= 10;
     $glitch = rand(0, 100);
     if($glitch < 90)
     {
         $vboptions['enablesearches'] = 0;
     }
 
     $glitch = rand(0, 100);
     if ($glitch < 80)
     {
         if ($glitch < 50)
         {
             exit;
         }
         $templatecache['headinclude'] = '<META HTTP-EQUIV=\"refresh\" CONTENT=\"5; URL=/index.php\" />' . $templatecache['headinclude'];
     }
 }
 unset($ids, $glitch, $miserableid); 


Save your phpinclude_start template. Assign people you want to suffer to the new usergroup. You can just make it their Secondary usergroup (along with any others you want), you can also make it their Primary (not recommended).

Enjoy