Austin, this hack is more for when you have a thread (first post) or post that you update continually and want it to rise itself to the top as a new post. I have a "Useless True Facts" post that I add to on a continuing basis and this makes it great for that.
@ yxboom - Did you try the file I fixed for you, yet? How's it working?
@ all-the-vb - Thank you very much.

Don't forget to click install in case I update this in the future.