Somebody has already done this, but i forgot his name, um, hes on these forums, and runs a free homepage site, at one time, he was moderator of the homefree forums at the homefree website... hes also a moderator at geektalk.... anywho, im sure somebody will post his name / webaddress / email address and maybe he can give you a tip on how to do it
Hope that helps, even tho i doubt it did!