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jacobi · #12 03-20-2003, 11:40 AM

Dateline: CUPERTINO, CA

Today, "Orange" Computer (NASDAQ: OORG) announced that it would release five vB button flavors: Cherry, Blueberry, Tangerine, Grape and Lime. The release comes on the heels of an announcement of former U.S. Vice President Albert Gore's appointment to the Orange Board of Directors. Gore credits himself with inventing the Internet.

"Orange" CEO Sam Occupations, in the spirit of Mr. Gore's claim-to-fame, said, "Orange Computer invented fruit flavors and is happy to support the vBulletin community with the five translucent button flavors." The buttons will work exclusively on vBulletins installed on Orange-brand computers and will be incompatible with non-Orange operating systems.

Orange announced a special vB Code addon, which will only be compatible with its own buttons, code-named: "[LICK]"

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Okay, so I couldn't resist a little creative-writing parody.

I guess as a user of these computers I'm entitled. ?

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