[TECK]

    function serveruptime() {
      $fd = fopen( '/proc/uptime' , 'r' );
      $ar_buf = split( ' ' , fgets( $fd , 4096 ) );
      fclose( $fd );
      $sys_ticks = trim( $ar_buf[0] );
      $min = $sys_ticks / 60;
      $hours = $min / 60;
      $days = floor( $hours / 24 );
      $hours = floor( $hours - ( $days * 24 ) );
      $min = floor( $min - ( $days * 60 * 24 ) - ( $hours * 60 ) );

      if ( $days != 1 ) {
        $value = $days . ' days, ';
      } else {
        $value = $days . ' day, ';
      }
      if ( $hours != 1 ) {
        $value .= $hours . ' hours and ';
      } else {
        $value .= $hours . ' hour and ';
      }
      if ( $min != 1 ) {
        $value .= $min . ' minutes';
      } else {
        $value .= $min . ' minute';
      }

      return $value;
    }

    if ( $stats = @exec( 'uptime' ) ) {
      preg_match( '/averages?: ([0-9\.]+),[\s]+([0-9\.]+) , [\s]+([0-9\.]+)/' , $stats , $regs );
      $serveruptime = serveruptime();
      $serverload = ' [Server Load: '.$regs[1].' : '.$regs[2].' : '.$regs[3].'][Server Uptime: ' . $serveruptime . ']';
    } else {
      $serverload = '';
    }