[TECK]

function serveruptime() {
  $fd = fopen( '/proc/uptime' , 'r' );
  $ar_buf = split( ' ' , fgets( $fd , 4096 ) );
  fclose( $fd );
  $sys_ticks = trim( $ar_buf[0] );
  $min = $sys_ticks / 60;
  $hours = $min / 60;
  $days = floor( $hours / 24 );
  $hours = floor( $hours - ( $days * 24 ) );
  $min = floor( $min - ( $days * 60 * 24 ) - ( $hours * 60 ) );

  if ( $days != 1 ) {
    $value = $days . ' days, ';
  } else {
    $value = $days . ' day, ';
  }
  if ( $hours != 1 ) {
    $value .= $hours . ' hours and ';
  } else {
    $value .= $hours . ' hour and ';
  }
  if ( $min != 1 ) {
    $value .= $min . ' minutes';
  } else {
    $value .= $min . ' minute';
  }

  return $value;
}