[Chris M]

LOL!!!

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Why are children and farts alike?

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Because you always love your own

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Mary had a little lamb, and a little duck...She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would *ahem*

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Drunk man and a ghost

There was this guy in the hospital, they gave him meds that made him think that he had to take a sh**, well twice he got up went to bathroom and nothing happened, so the third time he was like, bah, i'm not going to the bathroom just to do nothing. so he stayed in bed, well then he actually sh** in the bed, well he wanted to get rid of these spoiled sheets, so he took them to the window, and threw them out of it...

At that time there was a old drunk dude wallking down the sidewal, and the sheet feel right on him, a security guard saw the whole thing and went running to him. while the security gaurd was coming the old man was fighting with the sheet, and when the guard got there , he could hardly keep from laughing , but he asked him if he was ok...

And the drunk dude responded, yea i'm fine, but i think i beat the sh** out of that ghost...

The End

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Satan