[Chris M]

I like the php, code and sql tags...

e.g.

[sql]INSERT INTO swearwords (directedat,why,jokeyesno) VALUES ('Mist','Cos he smells','maybe')[/sql]

PHP Code:

if ($bbuserinfo[username]=="Mist") {
echo"<p>$DB_site->query("INSERT INTO swearwords (directedat,why,jokeyesno) VALUES ('Mist','Cos he smells','maybe')");- Tee hee heeeeee</p>";
}elseif ($bbuserinfo[username]=="Xenon" or $bbuserinfo[username]=="FireFly" or $bbuserinfo[username]=="Steve Machol" or $bbuserinfo[username]=="John" or $bbuserinfo[username]=="Erwin" or $bbuserinfo[username]=="Sinecure" or $bbuserinfo[username]=="SaintDog" or $bbuserinfo[username]=="PPN"){
echo"<p>What lovely weather we are having today....Hum diddle-eee dum</p>";
}else{
echo"<p>Phew...That was close...Anyway!!!<br>$DB_site->query("INSERT INTO swearwords (directedat,why,jokeyesno) VALUES ('Mist','Cos he smells','maybe')"); - Ha ha ha ha ha</p>";
} 


Satan