Ok, well i fixed part of it, but theres still a problem.

i had to change

$noshutdownfunc = 0; // #CHANGE ME IF YOU CAN'T USE register_shutdown_function

to this:

$noshutdownfunc = 1; // #CHANGE ME IF YOU CAN'T USE register_shutdown_function

inorder to get it to work again. But i dont know where my functions.php file messed up.... now when i just tried to install the doubleposting hack i get a error "unindexpost" and some other hacks i cant install properly cause i switched that variable to a 1. Im lost... ive lost all hope in my VB.